Act One "Four Jews in a Room Bitching" – Whizzer, Marvin, Jason and Mendel "A Tight-Knit Family" – Marvin "Love is Blind" – Marvin, Jason, Whizzer, Mendel and Trina "Thrill of First Love" – Marvin and Whizzer "Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A Three-Part Mini-Opera)" – Jason, Mendel, Whizzer and Marvin "Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist" – Jason, Marvin, Trina and Whizzer "This Had Better Come to a Stop" – Marvin, Whizzer, Jason, Trina and Mendel "I'm Breaking Down" – Trina "Jason's Therapy" – Mendel, Trina, Whizzer, Marvin and Jason "A Marriage Proposal" – Mendel, Trina and Jason "A Tight-Knit Family (Reprise)" – Mendel and Marvin "Trina's Song" – Trina "March of the Falsettos" – Mendel, Marvin, Jason and Whizzer "Trina's Song" (Reprise) – Trina "The Chess Game" – Marvin and Whizzer "Making a Home" – Mendel, Jason, Trina and Whizzer "The Games I Play" – Whizzer "Marvin Goes Crazy" or "Marvin Hits Trina" – Marvin, Mendel, Jason, Trina and Whizzer "I Never Wanted to Love You" – Marvin, Mendel, Jason, Trina and Whizzer "Father to Son" – Marvin and Jason